"i’ve been to the oscars every year since i was fifteen"
i’m so in love with alec hardison it’s kind of a problem
Gillian Jacobs as Captain Marvel MAKE IT HAPPEN
instead of a coffee shop au consider instead a hell’s kitchen au and let me explain u why:
- ur otp has to live in close quarters in the dorms
- making out in the pantry
- gordon ramsay
- sexual tension at the fish station
- unfriendly competition
- gordon ramsay
- s a b o t a g e
- if they win the challenges they get to go on neat day trips together
- if they lose the challenges they have to do manual labor
- think of the possibilities this presents
- gordon ramsay
listen i’m always gonna pass on those silly little “say x nice things abt yourself and then send this to x people!!” things because like—it’s a little bit ridiculous but it’s all about loving yourself and that is such a valuable thing. like dude. sit down once a day and think about all the things you love about yourself. write them down when you realize them, put em in a little jar and look at them once a day or something. think about how fucking great you are because there’s only ever going to be one of you in this world, so you might as well appreciate yourself because no one else is ever going to know as much about you as you do, so love every single fucking bit of you
!!!!!! ??????? !!! this is cute ok ty uwu
- i am physically p attractive imo
- a lot of things come easily to me
- my intelligence is not limited to book smarts
- i’m really pretty likable
- i care too much about fiction but in a way that makes me happy and makes other people happy too
the fucking nerd doesn’t even know how to pay taxes oh my God he’s going to be a wreck. but i mean tbf i do feel like he definitely matured drastically throughout the series and shawn spencer getting married now vs the idea in season one is like. 1000x different. it’s not so much the commitment part of it as the adult part of it that makes me shake my head and go “child please”
(anyhow this reminded me of this fic and now i’m sad)
If any of your queer Abed headcanons or fic have Abed’s mom being the accepting parent and Abed’s dad (Gobi) as the judgmental/upset/bigoted parent, I am judging you very hard.
Abed’s mom traded Abed in for a younger, less autistic child.
Gobi Nadir realized how terribly he was treating Abed because he was autistic, wept openly about it, and then agreed to pay for Abed majoring in film. Gobi realized that Abed’s “special interest” in movies wasn’t something that needed to be cured or discouraged. Gobi realized that Abed has his own method of communication (film) and that as his father he needed to support that. Gobi realized that he needed to put work in to have a relationship with his son.
Gobi is clearly portrayed as the parent who cares the most about Abed—as the person Abed really is, not some idealized version that could be created through lots and lots of therapy.
So, even if Gobi had toxic views about queer people, I’m betting he would work through that shit asap out of love for his child.
Abed’s mom, on the other hand, probably wouldn’t go through that same effort. She’s made it clear that she’s given up on Abed in favor of her new child. She wrote that in a Christmas card.
And even if we were to assume that Abed’s (white, Christian) mom is more queer positive than his (Palestinian, Muslim) dad to begin with (which is a pretty shitty assumption to make for obvious reasons), she’s not going to be accepting of Abed, because Abed is still autistic.
the san lorenzo job is a work of art lbr